Happy New year to all my friends, family and valuable clients
Thankfully it is the end of the season for all my fellow Bronco fans, lets hope the team is going to head in the right direction and return Bronco-Mania and winning football to the city.
I hope 2011 brings health, happiness and prosperity to you all!
As always, First Choice Flooring stands ready to serve all of your Carpet, Vinyl, and Hardwood needs. Please remember our “Referral Rewards Program” — Refer a client who buys from us and we will send you to the movies with drinks and popcorn!
You’re Really Very Smart!
Here are some stories to boost your opinion of your intellect as we enter a New Year:
- A 22-year-old man was arrested at an airport hotel after trying to pass two counterfeit bills – the problem: they were $16 bills.
- At a traffic accident in St. Louis, a car hit a bus carrying 5 passengers, but by the time police got there 14 more people had boarded the bus, claiming to have whiplash injuries.
- A man called police to phone in a bomb threat, but got so worked up at the cost of the call that he yelled “Call me back” and left them his phone number.
- In Los Angeles, a man claimed to get tired of walking so he stole a steamroller. He then led police on a 5 mph chase until one of the officers stepped onto the steamroller and stopped it.
- In Ionia Michigan, a drunk robber tried to get money from two gas station attendants, and when they refused to hand over the cash he threatened to call the police… Guess what happened? They didn’t, he did and the thief was promptly arrested.
Feel better now?
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Thank you again for your continued support of First Choice Flooring!
Your Friend,
Joe Hemphill
Joe Hemphill, Owner — First Choice Flooring











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